not jean michel

      today at work all of us second floor yahoos were wearing yellow construction paper crowns.  deb's said "queen bee", rebecca's said "princess smarty-pants", hickey's didn't say anything and mine said "kong" .  "princess smarty-pants" made me think that it would be interesting if everyone were required to wear a crown labeling themselves as they see themselves in their coldest darkest moments.  how about every new years eve?
      i would have a vast collection of hats.

soulless
phony
wanna-be
unable to maintain any sort of relationship
liar
egomaniac
pervert
asshole
non-artist
arteest
creep
performer
racist
sexist
homophobe
unreliable
elitist
poseur
grub
manipulator
no will power
addict
square
plagiarist (and yes, i have read shampoo planet. leave me alone.)

 

 

 


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