danene recently told me that she quit smoking because she ran out of cigarettes one night
and it was cold out and she was too lazy to go get more.|
i ran out of smokes at about 8 o'clock last night and my car is busted and it is a bit of walk to the store.
"aha!", i thought, "I am far lazier than danene, this'll be a cinch. it's too cold to walk to the qwikee mart so i'll just quit smoking..."
i was very proud of myself. i had no idea it would be that easy
3 hours later i was picking stale inch long snipeys out of the ashtray.the pride had noticeably faded.